Not Breaking, but Interesting News
10 June 2015
It’s going to take a whole lot more than smaller carry-on bags to fix the boarding process. Actually no, it won’t. It will take a only a standardized bag size and a standardized, logical boarding process.
I have to agree with the folks from the U.S.-based Survivors Network of those Abused by Priests (SNAP). Cool Pope should have fired every last priest and bishop that played any role in the sexual abuse or subsequent cover-ups. This is far too little too and entirely too late. There is no point in saving a broken system, get rid of the malfunctioning parts and start over, Pope.
Brilliant! First we get rid of the pedophile priests and then all the Old Balls in science who are holding the rest of us back. The future is so bright I’m gonna go get my shades so as to avoid fine lines and wrinkles around my eyes because I’m female and I’m not allowed to get old or wrinkly either.
I’m imagining some fanatical reader, who loves the written word and devours books regularly, organizing this heist and burning that book to save humanity from EL James' horrible writing. Thank you, friend. I will light a candle in your honor all the rest of my days.
Um, this isn’t how the original Jurassic Park starts out, is it? This feels eerily familiar, guys.