Not Breaking, but Interesting News
02 April 2015
OK, to be fair this isn’t news, but it’s damn funny. Besides, I worked for a brilliant micromanager once too. It’s the weekend-eve, go on and give in to the chuckle.
I’m sharing this one because, the more you know… Plus, I’m still sick and feel as if all the soft tissue inside the center of my face and at the top of my throat are swollen to six times their normal size. I needed information, which I’m now sharing with you before you get sick, so maybe you don’t get sick. I’m a giver, guys. What can I say?
Every time I start to feel warm and fuzzy about the world we live in, it's only a matter of hours before I wake up to some news like this. This is why we can’t have nice things, y’all. I’m serious.
I cannot be the only one that hears “you’ll poke your eye out, kid” every time I look at that Batman ice cube.
Because we could all use something sexy to look at.