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Not Breaking, but Interesting News

03 March 2015

    My husband’s at this conference right now and got wonderfully nerdy when he expressed his excitement to hear Mark Zuckerberg speak. I giggled when he told me, but now that I’m reading about what he was there to talk about, I’m pretty impressed. The Internet will soon be a global utility because Google and Facebook said so. That both excites and terrifies me.

  Dating when you’re older sucks and the Internet wants you to feel the pain.

  I guess we’ll see how this truly pans out with time, but for now I can’t say that there’s anything wrong with utilizing laws that worked in the past, which have been updated for today’s standards. This is the part where we’re supposed to have a little faith in our government and hope for the best, y’all.

 

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  I’m unsure what happened yesterday, but today I woke up and the world was talking about penis size. Actually, to be more specific, the world is talking about average penis size and if there’s anything that men hate, it’s being called average. Trust me on this, I’ve done my fair share of social experiments just to provoke reactions and boy do dudes get all huffy when you allude to the fact that they might be physically average. I find that strange since most men I’ve come across tend to be pretty hard on women when it comes to their physical appearance. Let’s check out the article and find more ways to torture people with information, shall we?

  I guess someone forgot to tell this hero that Cards Against Humanity is "so over" and Exploding Kittens is what it's all about.

  When I think Bay Area hero, this is more along the lines of what I was imagining.