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28 January 2015

    You don’t protect a group of people by banning them from events. You protect them by offering protective services while simultaneously allowing them to live their lives. The problem is not women attending frat parties; the problem is people raping women. Can we just teach people not to rape other people? Why is that so hard?

  Some days I look at my foreign language degree and I don’t want to burn it and dance on the ashes, but only some days. Thanks for making me feel like less of a loser today, Bill.

  How much more multitasking do you think we have to do in order for us to disappear completely?

 

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  Confirmed: Cats still rule the Internet and now they are going to take over your game nights. I dunno about you, but I’m looking forward to this. I’m kind of done playing Cards Against Humanity. Saying “dick fingers” can't be funny forever.

  Attention, racists. May I please have your attention? You’re going to want to focus on what this means with regard to the human race as a whole. You know, broad strokes. I’ll just leave this here:

  Oh for crissake. There is just no winning as a woman. You have to be a size zero, but your bones will break more easily if you gain and/or lose any weight on your journey as a female—come on. Also, way to make me terrified of menopause, science.