Not Breaking, but Interesting News
13 January 2015
If I could send someone to go get me sugar and lettuce, so that I can avoid the grocery store for another day, I would gladly pay 3.99 right now. I would also tip generously.
I knew there was a good reason to love sleep. All right, now to learn all the good stuff right before I go to sleep. I bet this will make for some interesting dreams.
Sure, we should all feel empowered enough to question our own medical care, however, we probably shouldn’t be prescribing ourselves medications. We’re not actually doctors, y’all. Just because you heard that a drug would be good for preventative health doesn’t mean it’s good for your health. Ask questions so you don’t make stupid decisions.
And now for a look at how not to fight terrorism:
I knew it. I fucking knew it. The moment I first saw that scene in Minority Report, I knew we weren’t too far off from that kind of reality. Sure the advertisements in stores and malls aren’t talking to us yet, but most ads you see online have been picked especially for you. They might not say your name, but rest assured, they probably know it. Thanks a lot, Google. ;)
Let’s take a moment to ogle all the beautiful vehicles, shall we? C’mon, it’s Tuesday and you need a short mental break. You know you do. We all do.