Thursday News Links

Not Breaking, but Interesting News

4 September 2014

    I thought we were all in agreement that the children are our future. Whitney sang about it and everything, guys.

  Can we add corporations to that whole “separation of church and state” thing?

  It’s a good thing we have a constitutional right to organize and demonstrate. It’s amazing what you can get done when everyone’s on the same team.



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  If the recession didn’t kill you, ebola might.

  Captain Obvious called and said that most of us still haven’t recovered from the recession. The “very rich,” however managed to get richer and the poor, well, they just got more fucked. We were both confused and he was sobbing when he hung up.

  Good! It should be more difficult to take our money considering there’s so little of it. Please see above link regarding the economic recovery.