Thursday News Links

Not Breaking, but Interesting News

1 May 2014



I wonder if this is why Turkey tried to ban the use of popular social media platforms like Twitter.



A simple way to avoid federal investigation in the future, would be to report sexual assault to actual police, like you’re supposed to. To clarify: sexual assault and rape are illegal, no matter where you are. Maybe schools should teach that instead how to pass standardized tests.



Oh thank god. I have a bit of a problem with short-term memory.



Engage stealth mode!



Welp, after this, I’m putting on my shoes and going for a walk.



Hopefully this was one of their lasts gasps for breath as an organization.